Deluded in My Mind

歌詞

Hello world, this is God On a big planet in a small universe There is an extremely important country called Britain the great In it 5 people are being deluded into thinking they are making a film not about delusion but all about delusion After all how would they know they were being deluded, if they were being deluded? Absolutely dangerously dangett... My condition is a delusion created to escape my blame And Dave thinks that Glasgow police are superheros, which his brain must have created When the railings rattle in a mad bit of Glasgow the police make him feel safer So his condition is a delusion based on fear it seems mainly But that's nothing like me Deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be liars And that's why it wasn't I Belidia is nothing like me She's really unlucky life see She's prone to getting into a tight squeeze She's broken 7 bones in her life see There's no condition of delusion when it comes to Belidia at all I thought I might be deluded cause her tale is ruddy unbelievable A dislocated shoulder and a stolen car and a whole steal more Her condition is of no dilusion Belidia is real to the core But that's nothing like me either Deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be liars And that's why it wasn't I Steve I think he might be like me I felt that his mind might just be lying Something about him didn't quite fit This is why I really like Steve Steves opinion is a conclusion that a road can curse it's drivers Which initially I figured was either stupid or at best his mind was mad But how can I say he's stupid when the thing about delusions is that I wouldn't know I was mad Steves only condition is that it's my opinion he's deluded but maybe I am So there's no way to tell delusions From the concrete given facts Maybe the common consensus Is actually just madness Maybe the whacky mad man Is actually not mad And maybe if I carry on shouting You'll forget what I do bad Deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be liars And that's why it wasn't I So Dave is nothing like me Belidia is nothing like me Steve is nothing like me But Bigfoot, that's a different story