Pushed my baby brother off the roller coaster Then I zapped my little sister with the electric toaster I broke a dozen dishes and I tried to drown the fishes Just to see if Mommy loves me I went into her pocketbook and took out all her pens But I knew it wasn't right and so I sold 'em to my friends I love to feed the rats and give poison to the cats Just to see if Mommy loves me I love to play with ants and put spiders in the bed Put jelly in my pants and paint the kitchen red Put chocolate in the food and I'm always very rude Just to see if Mommy loves me When company comes over for dinner at the house I show 'em all my toys and then I let out my pet mouse Once I bit my aunt and pulled down my underpants Just to see if Mommy loves me So now I am secure 'cause she's never hit me once She lets me do what I want to and I want to have my fun But Mommy ran away from home and threw away the key But I know... she really loves me