What's the matter with you, stop your whining around What's the matter with you, stop your whining around Find some other place to lay your lazy bones down You're too big to be cute and I don't think you are clean You're too big to be cute and I don't think you are clean You're the darnest looking thing that I have ever seen What you got in mind ain't gonna happen today What you got in mind ain't gonna happen today Get off my bed, how in the world did you get that way You'd better be done, when my man comes in You'd better be done, when my man comes in Stop shaking your tail, 'cuz I don't know where you've been I need a mean a police dog, mean as it can be I need a mean a police dog, mean as it can be I would like to have you, but you're just too big for me Now a dog like you must have too much breadth Now a dog like you must have too much breadth Come out of my room, you can't sleep in my bed