You've heard about Minnie The Moocher and about Smokey Joe Well gather 'round me while I tell you about a bloke you all should know The folks all call him Jerry The Junker Gm down in China town He'd Fm deaf, dumb, blind and lame but still he kicks the gong around Oh, Jerry The Junker (Jerry The Junker) Jerry The Junker (Jerry The Junker) Raggedy clothes, and torn shoes How that boy can yodel them blues Misery just seems to ooze from Jerry TheJunker (Jerry The Junker) He was hollow eyed and weary run down like a heel >From a constant sliding and slipping 'round on life's banana peel He feel in love with a Siamese twin her name was Susie Brown He ran away 'cause the other one kept on hanging round He dreamt last night he was Old King Cole he called for his fiddlers three He laughed out loud at the Queen of Hearts when she sat on the Bumblee Bee Little Boy Blue then blowed his horn The Mouse ran up the clock The clock struck 2 and Jerry flew when the mouse ran down his sock One day he took his gal to the circus she "fell" for an acrobat He got sore, his hair he tore said, "I can do all that." He put both feet behind his head like a frog he hopped around He then cried, and nearly died when he tried to get them down