I woke up this mornin' in a terrible mood, You talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude She left me talkin' to myself just a gazin' at that mean old wall. She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall. She changes with the weather like the leaves I recall, She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall, A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone. She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little under grown. She said she'd never leave me but she got that urge to roam, She drifts around the country like a stream-boat on the foam, Never changes course just travels along that same old way. I hope she goes a-drift and rolls along back home some day. Now, if I ever find her, gonna chain her to the floor, Then tell her: Now sit there woman 'cause you ain't leavin' no more, I'm gonna tame you woman till you're eatin' from my hand. It ain't that I don't love you, honey it's just to make you understand.