Wedding ring, do you know What a girl has to do Where a woman has to go To find a man who wants to slip you on her finger? What is the song, and who is the singer? Wedding ring, it's a joke If I wear my hair long or I wear my hair short Who's the man who wants to make romance with me? What is the dance and who wants to dance with me? Wedding ring So carefully crafted, mysterious band of gold And what really comes after we grow old? Wedding ring, hold the phone I've got a talker on the line, says he wants to rent to own But he's a man who played the bait and switch I keep on fishing but can't catch a fish Wedding ring So carefully crafted, mysterious band of gold And what really comes after we grow old? Wedding ring, it's just a loan How does a lady take advantage of the prices when they're low? And where's the man who wants to ask me? I am the catch, so who wants to catch me? Wedding ring, wedding ring, wedding ring Ding-ding, ring-a-ding-ding-ding