No Spondulicks Where all my money's gone I Havent got a clue what to do. What to do? When every pointless letter Tthat hits the welcome mat is a fancy shade of brown What to do ? Cash wont stay with me no matter how i try. It just sits there in my wallet Rehearsing its final goodbye But theres a diamond in the corner of a pocket Of my trousers I am sure. And when I find it I will write you Or call But I've got no cash No wedge No Moolah No spondulicks Luck wont stay with me Given half a chance Shes out there in a little black party dress with someone else's man' Seems like sometimes I can hear the trumprts of Jericho Echo round the walls when shes not home. But I've got no cash No Wedge No Moolah No Spondulicks! Where all my money's gone I havent got a clue what to do. What to do? What to do?