It's these substandard motels on the lalalalala corner of 4th and Freemont Street Appealing only because they are just that unappealing Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe a just dash of formaldehyde And the habit of decomposing right before your very lalalala eyes Along with the people inside What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie She's getting a job at the firm come Monday The Mrs will stay with the cheating attorney moonlighting aside she really needs his money Oh What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Yeah Yeah And not to mention the constable and his proposition for that virgin Yes the one the lawyer met with on strictly business as he said to the Mrs only hours before Well after he had left as she was fixing her face in a compact There was a terrible crash There was a terrible crash Between her and the badge She spilled her purse and her bag and held a purse of a different kind Along with the people inside What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses The shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite thing Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses And sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things Inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses And sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses And sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things