What do you get when you fall in love A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I will never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a girl You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After a while she'll never phone you I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again Gonna tell me what it's all about? Cos I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains, the chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You get enough tears to fill an ocean That's what you get for your devotion I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again Out of those chains, the chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you Don't tell me what it's all about Cos I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains, the chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you (What do you get? You get pneumonia What do you get You get pneumonia) What do you get when you fall in love You only get tears and pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll, I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again