Mr. Rumson went to town Riding on a pony Bought a wife and brought her home And called it matrimony Mr. Rumson bought a bride Out in Californee He'd saved a lot of money Stayin' drunk and horny Oh, Susanna, he's happy as can be For he's got him something Better than a banjo on his knee Rumson, he got married today Married today, married today Rumson, he got married today What'll he do tomorrow? Get the soap and water, whoop-ti-ay Get the soap and water, whoop-ti-ay Got a sweet perfumer to dry his humor It's Ben's wedding day Wash him down and flip him, whoop-ti-ay Wash him down and flip him, whoop-ti-ay He's got a blue eyed wonder to pull him under It's Ben's wedding His wedding, his wedding day Amen