My First Stalker

歌詞

She freaked when she saw me Calmly eating my tamale She followed me home from the diner Now all day she be on me On the other side of the street You can see her through the blinds if you peek With a book propped up on her knees and the blue hair What do you care when I'm home what I do there? You're creeping out my neighbors When they grab the paper You probably think I'm inside Like some kind of savior Solving world hunger Working on sudoku And filling in the numbers Polishing my halo Ooh I bet you wonder Life can be bogus We all wanna be noticed But we're the ones in the background fuzzy When the ones in the front are in focus And it's pretty difficult in general When you really think a person is incredible And I get it why you're setting em up on a pillar But the bigger the tumble the bigger the pedestal Frankly I am flattered We all want to matter Do you see when you pass by That we let the grass die? I'm late with the rent check We park on the lawn Like we're a bunch of fuckin rednecks I'm just watching netflix Jerking off to porno (I have a subscription!) And I got a suspicion You think my life is different I get your confusion But you got some delusions Yeah I'm fucking awesome But I gotta out you You probably think I'm in there Writing songs about you (ooooh!)