If I were a rock instead of a rolling stone Maybe I'd be sober And you wouldn't be so gone But I ain't where you are, I'm still sitting at the same bar Mm, that brought you to me and helped me break your heart Ooh, but if you were whiskey It looks like I'd still have you right here with me And I'd be getting a different kind of tipsy Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long Mm, but if you were whiskey, I'd still be holdin' you We'd still be going strong And if it weren't the Devil Whisperin' in my ear Lord knows my angel Might not have disappeared And I guess that's my fault There ain't no one else to blame I'm either half-way drunk or all the way insane Yeah, but if you were whiskey It looks like I'd still have right here with me And I'd be getting a different kind of tipsy Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long Mm, but if you were whiskey I'd still be holdin' you And we'd still be going strong Yeah, if you were whiskey I'd get up on that wagon Set the bottle down today Oh, I ain't done it yet And I ain't proud to say If you were whiskey Ooh, if you were whiskey It looks like I'd still have you right here with me And I'd be a whole new kind of tipsy Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long, mm, mm Oh, if you were whiskey I'd still be holdin' you And we'd still be going strong