Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex God I'm glad you've finally gotten over them Only took about 100,000,000 texts God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much 'Cause every time they ask I always tell, tell, tell, tell them That's my fucking best friend That's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking life line That's my ride or die, like That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my Baby, you're my Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you If we're both still single by like thirty-two And that shit is gonna end up being true 'Cause I hate like everyone except for you Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2AM? Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? You're just as psycho as me Just as sick inside the head So when they ask, I've always said: That's my fucking best friend That's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking life line That's my ride or die, like That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my Baby, you're my Baby, you're my