The gospel according to Tony Day (x3) If I find a girl he'll take her away Rotten Tony The gospel according to Brendan O'Lear (x3) If I buy him a scotch he'll buy me a beer Tight fist, friends The gospel according to Pat Hewitt (x3) If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not do it gotta gotta, your mind, blow it, blow it The gospel according to Marianne Brent (x3) she'll be mine if I pay the rent Good old Marianne, who needs friends, oh Waste of flippin' time, take a look at my life and you'll see Take a quick, butchers, rotten Harry down the hall Wouldn't give me tuppence for him