A misery loves company misery loves company I just left my home friends where I couldn't sleep For thinkin' bout a woman that I couldn't keep She walked out and she left me for somebody else Now her memory keeps hauntin' me when I'm by myself So break out the bottle bring on the crowd Tell funny stories turn the jukebox loud Come sit at my table where the drinks are on me Yes gather round me cause misery loves company Well let me tell you a misery loves company Misery loves company Well I'm not the first one that's lost everything To a false hearted woman with a false hearted scheme But this is the first time I've suffered myself Help me get over this love help get over next love all by myself So break out the bottle bring on the crowd...