Now beat that. And your mother's sayin' go to college So you finish college and it's wonderful You feel so good. Now after all the partying and crazin', And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein' around your peers Hey! Now you'll get that 25 thous job a year And you'll spend all your money on crack-cocaine But it'll be your money. No more borrowing from mom for my high So now you get your degree tattooed on your back you're so excited about it If you continue to work at the Gap After several interviews Oh My God, you'll come in at an entry level position And when you do that, if you kiss enough ass You'll move up to the next level, Which is bein' a secretary's secretary! And boy is that great. You get to take messages for the secretary who never went to college She's actually the boss's niece! So now you're part of the family You know what college does for you? It makes you really smart man. All you kids wanted talk in the back of the class? Not me, I listened, OK I was a hall-monitor. It was meant to be. You know how many classes I took? Extra classes, extra classes No I've never had sex! But ya know what? My degree keeps me satisfied. When a lady walked wit' me she say Ya know what's sexy? No I don't know what it is But I bet I could add up all the change in your purse,