(You go girl) We are the muses Godesses of the arts and proclaimers of heros Heros like Hercules Honey, you mean Hunk-ules! Whoo-hoo! I'd like to make some sweet music with his— Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago Ahh, yeah Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere, gigantic brutes called Titans ran amuck It was a nasty place There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned, and earthquakes and volcanos never slept! (Whoo! Say it, girfriend!) And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunder bolt He zapped! locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped! And, on his own, stopped chaos in its tracks And that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish (Yeah, baby!) Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble, that's the gospel truth On Mt. Olympus, life was neat, and smooth as sweet vermouth Ah! Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the gospel truth (Ahh-ah) Uh-huh-uhuh (Ahh-ah) Hey-yea-yeah (Ahh-ah) Hey-ey-ey-yeah (Ahh-ah-hah) Heyy-yeah
