The Greatest

歌詞

I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have I am so damn hot, Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dup Pa doo-dn dup pah powm Doom dweh deh doom dweh deh doom bwoh bweoom aaww aaww Met the Tv queen in a dream Exotic mix, African-Swedish-Philippine Starlet from the silver screen, Perfect from her painted toes to every last eyelash High class, she’s a taste of arsenic in your wine glass Femme fatale, put the blame on Mame, Rita Hayworth She was worshipped by men the moment that her mother gave birth, Vixen, dark shadow on the wall, Nosferatu, If she spots you and she wants you She already probably got you Cherry lipstick, reckless living, the best description, Her body got curves that deserve their own geometric system Garter belt, deadly red, stiletto heels, don’t trust it Long legs, Lana Turner style, film noir, seductive, the greatest I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have Yes, I’ve got you, Pop Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dup Pa doo-da dep pep peowm Oobla doo ba fey oo dn doh deh wah wah I’m the greatest , I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest Yo, the dame got to me, She wanted diamonds but not monogamy, She’s rich from a past husband’s life insurance policy Dismissed....as risky She chewed me up and spit me and tossed me like a freesbee The Goddess had her claws in me I treated her great but then she told me We needed a break, Shattered my heart of glass like a Blondie-Puppini remake ..................... Those bastards are lying They ain’t satisfying as I am Now she’s knocking on my door, wiping her mascara, crying, Get lost, I’m usually down to earth and I usually never brag, But the truth is, girl, I’m the best thing you ever had Ha! I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have The greatest thing you’ll ever have I am too damn hot, Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dah Pa doo doo dap pap pfay Um fa fa fe fa pfweuuuuuuum I’m the greatest , I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest Ba doo ba up, sep deed ah, Dlap deh da oh ba dip pfef aaaw Pfa do ba dep bfap fdey ba dee dey ba pfo pteh Sap boh phah lalyoo pha pha deed dah Fap dle dap dadn ba pap pah Pfuf feh, pha oh, boo dep pha Phoo pha dee ba dit de doo phee um dlah dlah dlah dah deh