In a fit of anger fueled by romance She drug a key down the side of his Cadillac Parked right outside the honky tonk Jr. Wilson says he saw it all In a fit of anger fueled by revenge He ran off with her best friend Just to make sure that she found out He drove by her mama's with the windows down It's always somethin' If it ain't one thing it's another All this cryin' and all this fightin' Well, it makes you wonder why they call them lovers In a fit of anger at the Horseshoe Lounge She took a swing and she knocked that hussy down Wiped the cherry lip gloss of the back of her hand Said, "If you don't mind honey I'll have this dance" It's always somethin' If it ain't one thing it's another All this cryin' and all this fightin' Well, it makes you wonder why they call them lovers In a fit of passion in that Cadillac He said "I love you baby" and she took him back It's been reported they were havin' a ball Jr. Wilson says he saw it all