I give myself very good advice But I very seldom follow it That explains the trouble that I'm always in "Be Patient" is very good advice But the waiting makes me curious And I'd love the change Should something strange begin Well, I went along my merry way And I never stopped to reason I should have known there'd be a price to pay Some day, some day I give myself very good advice But I very seldom follow it Will I ever learn to do the things I should? Will I ever learn, learn to do the things I should?