Never been one to like long boring stories, I'm worried, at 40 I can tell you that I've heard a few And I'm just a little bit worried, that it all this drunken glory I might come off as a little rude We all just wanna get loose sometimes, kick a few back so we unwind Chat it up, meet a friend, 'cause maybe it's the weekend Then somebody gets the wrong idea, thinks that they're being so sincere But I'm out-a here, she's out-a here, we're outta here Drunk creepy guy, with that sexy look in your eye Might run the other way or tell ya that I'm gay Drunk creepy grin, had a little bit too much gin Just threw up in my mouth a little bit, I don't mean to be a jerk But you can't take a hint Never been one to like arrogant bullies, I'm worried, the fury That this song might create a few And even though you're nice, you kinda give me the willies And it might be kinda silly, but this conversation is through We all just wanna get loose sometimes, kick a few back so we unwind Chat it up, meet a friend, 'cause maybe it's the weekend Then somebody gets the wrong idea, thinks that they're being so sincere