Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste

歌詞

How many wrong turns can I make (can i make?) I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me But if she won't give it up Well that's O.K (can I make?) I never liked that drunk ass 12-year old bitch anyway When she does it's on There she goes She's pissin on my floor How many trips to the E.R will it take (will it take?) She gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case of The Michelob cause the Lonestar just won't do And the beer tastes awfully used St. Ides and even Special Brew When she does it's on There she goes She's pissing on my floor (Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here) ---- Just clap your hands everybody And everybody clap your hands We're lambda lambda lambda and Omega Mu We come here on stage tonight To do our show for you We got rockin rhythm And a high tech sound That'll make you move your body down to the ground We got poindexter on the violin And Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in We got Booger Pressley playin mean guitar And a rap by little old me, Lamar We got Tashii beating on his gong The boys and the mu's are clappin along And just when you thought you seen it all Along comes Jolly Green Six feet tall! ------ When she does it's on There she goes She's pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes She's pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes She's pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes She's pissing on my floor