Tonight there's going to be some fun Some fun, oh, some fun, oh For public enemy number one Public enemy number one, oh Our gallant captain has told the staff The staff, oh, the staff, oh It's time for killing the fatted calf As he's throwing a party on behalf Of public enemy number one, oh Public enemy number one, oh Public enemy number on Thank thee for everything thou hast done Blessings on thee, thou noble chap For putting this boat of ours on the map Thank thee heartily, holy man For taking this liner American For henceforth we'll be crowded on every run Due to thee, public enemy number one Amen