Would you like to swing on a star (Oh, oh, oh) Carry moonbeams home in a jar (Oh, oh, oh) And be better off than you are (Oh, oh, oh) Or would you rather be a mule (Yeah, yeah, talking 'bout a mule now) A mule is an animal With long funny ears He kicks up at anything he hears (Just like you, Dee) His back is brawny And his brain is weak He's just plain stupid With a stubborn streak And by the way If you hate to go to school (Which I do) You may grow up to be a mule (I don't wanna grow up And be a mule) Well, would you like to Swing on a star (okay) Carry moonbeams home in a jar (One moonbeam, two moonbeam) And be better off than you are (Oh, oh, oh) Or would you rather be a pig (Yeah, yeah, talking 'bout a pig now) A pig is an animal With dirt on his face (yeah) His shoes are a terrible disgrace (Look who's talking) He's got no manners When he eats his food (You gobble) He's fat and lazy and extremely rude But if you don't care A feather or a fig (That's the truth) You may grow up to be a pig (Not if I can help it, baby) Oh, oh, oh (oh, oh, oh) Oh, oh, oh Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are You could be swinging on a star Oh, oh, oh, yeah We could be swinging on a star Oh, oh, oh, yeah We could be swinging on a star Oh, oh, oh, yeah We could be swinging on a star Oh, oh, oh, yeah We could be swinging on a star