Now Franz has been a naughty man He has the Count's wife when he can But give the man his due, he is a tryer The count is looking pretty sore But if Franz live to write some more I think it will be called Great Balls of Fire Well, the fight is getting pretty hot I don't feel Franz Liszt's chance a lot I think he would do better in disguise Now did you see that mighty blow? Good grief, that sword has stuck in low I think Franz Liszt has just been circumcised The fight should sort out men from boys The swords supplied by Bendy Toys Liszt, defending, doesn't show no fear Well, Marie is lookin' pretty cute Already found a substitute For bananas are quite cheap this time of year The count has made a party thrust Oh dear, I think it's gone and bust What a really nasty place he caught her Soakin' wet, oh what a shame Oh look, he's gone and done it again On the whole there seems to be more water The fight is gettin' out of hand The count wants to remove the gland That his dear wife, Marie, just wants to handle The count now throws to his Marie A girl's delight for all to see Countin' on jealousy too, with a giant candle
