Pom-Pom Tammy in her single-mom Chevy Fillin' out her not-so-skinny jeans Paintin' on her mascara in the rear-view mirror A case of beer up in the baby seat She's got a thing for Hank, she got on the day He popped a dent out her passenger side She wasn't looking for love when he fixed her truck But she's looking pretty lucky tonight She's the top of the bottom Cream of the crop Map dot living the dream Yeah, she ain't all that, but she ain't half bad For a former Corn Queen Well, she knock-knock-knocked on his old screen door That's as broke as the both of them He's been waiting since the third grade To tell her to come on in He's got a heart of gold A little more to hold than he had when he was sixteen Yeah, he ain't all that, but he ain't half bad For a former Corn Queen Ain't Romeo and Juliet More Billy Bob and Charlene Ain't all that, but it ain't half bad For a former Corn Queen Been a couple months, they had a lot of fun Everything that you'd think Got half of her stuff and a toothbrush in a Dixie cup by the sink No kids of his own, just a two-year-old who thinks he's everything He's gonna change her name, gonna help her raise A future former Corn Queen Hell, it ain't all that, but it ain't half bad For a former Corn Queen
