Met a guy in the parking lot And all he did was say: hello My pepper spray made it rather hard For him to walk me home But i guess that's the way it goes Tell me again was it love at first sight When you walked by and i caught your eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights Met a guy with my graceful charm But when beauty met the beast, he froze He got the sense he was not my type By the black eye and bloody nose But i guess that's the way it goes Tell me again was it love at first sight When you walked by and i caught your eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights It's suffocating to say, But the female mystique takes your breath away I'll give you a smile or i'll give you a sneer 'then i will let you try guess here Tell me again was it love at first sight When you walked by and i caught your eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright I'm sorry you ever tried Deer in the headlights Tell me again was it love at first sight When you walked by and i caught your eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright If life was a game i would never play nice If love was a beam i'd be blind in both eyes Put my sunglasses on, 'cause you're the deer in the headlights The deer in the headlights The deer in the headlights