i'm going pissed to church and sing the russian national hymn i like to fart in libraries and i do it with a grin fuck fuck fuck my best friend's girl and tell him she's a slag and in a crowded aeroplane i love to use the bag i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you i never tell the truth set fire to your bed at night and i shit into your boot so if you ever should think for yourself how nice it would be oh so nice rip off your sister's teddy-bear stay rude - that's my advice selling dope to teenage kids is the biggest fun the money i get out of it enough to buy a gun i steal old ladies handbags and I drink the last beer i nick my bosses' jaguar and sell it much to dear i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you i never tell the truth set fire to your bed at night and i shit into your boot so if you ever should think for yourself how nice it would be oh so nice rip off your sister's teddy-bear stay rude - that's my advice