You drink water I drink gasoline One of us is happy One of us is mean Well I love you but Baby why don't you love me? Well just one drink Gets me closer Just one drink Rolls you over But then I start to think I'm growing colder The older and older I am Well you watch TV And I watch the ceiling But when you turn over I get a funny feeling That I should grab my rock and rye And pop the top Until my baby comes clean Just one drink And then you show me You bust your lip On wine spodie-odie So come on take a trip If you want to know me Put a fork in the road With me Well I love you But honey, why don't you love me?