I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us too And I can't say I blame him cos I'd cheat a priest just to get to you Oooh ooh oh oh ooh She works in a dental practice 9 'till 5 how does she manage? Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3 So I guess that flossing is he last thing in her health routine Oooh ooh oh oh ooh And I don't mid that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys There's no jealousy 'cos she's little miss pipedream fantasy I saw her slam back tequila's like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do And I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you Don't leave miss pipedream cos I love you! Oooh ooh oh oh ooh And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys There's no jealousy though, she'll grind it out with friends but not with me She's my little pipedream fantasy Oooh ooh oh oh ooh