Funky Westside

歌詞

(feat. Kenyatta) (aw yeah, huh) [Tone-Loc] (UH!) One-two, one-two... Oh my God! Tone-Loc, where you been? Oh, he back in the studio! HO-OH-oh-oh [*laughs*] ..Ohhh shhhit....It's a miracle... Hey, hey, whatcha gotta do, whatcha gotta do... Check it out, holmes... [Tone-Loc imitates a Jamaican rasta] BO-BO...Ladies and gentlemon...it is time for me to introduce to you The grandmaster, the MC, that 'oes from coast to coast The gggrandwizard, The Man, The Myth, Tone Smith But {?} known as, Tone-Loc! Yo LOCO....I wan you to rip it up for 'em, mon! Tell us what it's all a-bout...rip it away from {?} bloodclots... And do it for the westsyyyyde... [Verse One] I do believe the year was 1966 A young brother was brought up in the mix... And ever since that day was born Like a mother from a baby, he could never be torn From the neighborhood that ? tardy? so much I'da hustle and chill, and surviving the clutch... And if you didn't know, I'm talkin' 'bout the best side Where the tribe reside on that Westside This ain't Bed-Stuy, but it's like "Do or Die" Contemplatin' suicide to ride by Homicides, and then it's ova... (ova, ova...) No rabbits for the four-leaf clover Everything is everything, just mind yo' buis-ness And when I handle mine, I leave no witness So when you're walkin', aim straight and keep goin' The rhymes are ?gumblin'? and the tribe is still, flowin' Fo'-deep in the G-ride... (G-ide, G-ride..) Tryna make it, to the funky-ass Westside To the funky-ass Westside (Westside, Westside...) [Chorus- Kenyatta] Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Na-na-na-naaa-ahhha-aahh C'mon! Lemme hear you say Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Na-na-naa-naaahh-ahhhh [Verse Two] III remember the dayys, as a tee-ager Before the hypeness, of a sky-pager... It was Happy Days, now Who's The Boss? Instead of The Shuffle, we was doin' El Lacoss And it was easy to catch a girl solo Bust out the gigolo, but showed the polo Before you thought we was coooold freakin' BIG grindin', dancin' cheek to cheek and Steal a kiss and you know I'm all excited! Until the point where I can't even hide it And when you know, someone stepped on my shoe And why they do that? And I done had too many blues I tried, real hard, to stay cool and calm He didn't say, "Excuse me" so I had to BOMB Lookin' at his {?}, I was only upset! So I get, betta watch the step... (watch the step...) On the funky-funky Westside... (Westside...) It's a funky-funky Westside [Chorus] [Tone-Loc over chorus] For the O.G.s' and dawgs, know what I'm sayin'? Fo' the insanes...to ?all the rocks? To all the Locs'... [Kenyatta] I-I-I-IIIIII shot the sher-IFF (Yeah I did...) But I did not shoot no deputy... (Nah...) Ohhh no, NOOOOOOO (I didn't chalk him) I said, III shot the sher-IFF (yeah, I shot him) But I did not shoot, no deputy (ain't shoot no deputy) Ohhh no, NOOOOOOOO [Verse Three] Illusions of the world and my mind begin to twirl Thinkin' 'bout a wife, a lil' boy and a girl You can do this when your pockets are fat, not skinny And at this point of time, I ain't makin' a penny Hard times of it, so I gotta get my slang on Back on The Ave., where I used to get my bang on Homies all around, still ? pullin'? llicks Ain't worry 'bout a thang from Officer Dick Yo they get theirs, so I gotta get mine Knowin' damn well the risks of doin' time To run this city, was the master plan Yo I breathed the Aves., the block, the streets like a diaphragm Times have changed, but I still scrap for mine (MINE) That's how I'm livin' on the Westside That's how I'm livin' on the Westside (Westside) On the West....side To the funky-ass Westside (Westside, Westside...) [Chorus]