I know your mother loves you, your father loves you too But their kind of love is no kind of love Next to my love for you Well I'm sure you find their kisses most satisfactory But you're gonna hiss the very next kiss after one kiss from me Well your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too Agree that you're rare and I more than share their view So tell your father and your mother and your sister and your brother and the poodle too That they'll never ever love you like I do Well your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too Agree that you're rare and I more than share their view So tell your father and your mother and your sister and your brother and the poodle too That they'll never ever love you like I do