Oh! Being aware of the non-ending condition of our radically non-logical necessary And yet free and responsible nature It is not only our compulsion But it is our duty to our booty To funk you! Cheaper than discount family therapy We bring you funk on a couch >From the doctor Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky I can assure this is the beginning of a meaningful relationship Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky That fuss was us! Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky Multiple reality producing rhythms brings you gloryhallastoopid Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky A tale where the nose win in the end That fuss was us In the tail end, if you know what I mean Oh! That fuss was us He's got a bug, she's got a bug Debugging, baby That fuss was us They bug you, they bug your friends Until they bug you out That fuss was us Yeah, call us the pest control (Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky) Yeah, Starchild here (Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky) Bringing it to you all the way live >From deep in the black hole I'm here with my man, Wellington Wigout Who says, "If you move, you're dancing If you're dancing, you're wiggin' And if you're wiggin', then he's wiggin' out Gloryhallastoopid Pin the tail on the funky And when it comes to making love He says he's the disco version He is the long-playing lover, heh-heh Wellington Wigout {backwards-recorded nonsense} Come wiggit baby Baby baby bugout Baby bug Baby wig Baby wig wigout Baby bug out baby Baby wig Baby a bug it Bug on baby wig Baby baby wig {end of backwards-recorded nonsense} This is Wellington Wigout And I'm buggin' for you, baby Oh! That fuss was us We are deep in the black hole Light years away from a hole in it all Partyin' down That fuss was us We found time to shine In a place that never shined before Oh, Enlightened, peek-a-boo! Bustin' With my battery-operated see-you That fuss was us (x5) Gloryhallastoopid Ohhhh, ohhhh Gloryhallastoopid