People are a waste of food You'll never hear the end They're only ever happy When they're burying their friends And they take take take But they never take a hint The ice caps getting skinny Still they're not concerned They're very near extinct People are a waste of food The end is nearly nigh They've always said the sky would fall Now it is you have to wonder why You want to shrink your stinky footprint? Get your tubes tied Or even better yet Go commit suicide They can't say you didn't try And oh my, Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves Come the middle of the night And oh my, Its time to get your gun license I see four horsemen riding through A cold and endless night If money is the root of evil Fear of death is worse This mortal coil is not a test And you can't hide in a purse So don't go casting no dispersions in the street 'Cause the half the world that starves Will know the half you're in Does not deserve to eat And oh my, Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves Come the middle of the night And oh my, It's time to get your gun license I see four horsemen riding through A cold and endless night People are a waste of food Don't bother learning Chinese Thou shalt find oneself perturbed By less verbose calamities Just get some Heinz baked beans, A 12 gauge, bandolier and tinned dog food We'll eat your dog, bury our dead Or eat them instead That's entirely up to you And oh my, I hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night And oh why Well, from now on 'til your grandkids finally get what you deserve I'm going to be stuck here with you wookies Eating fortune cookies Until my guts churn