School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)

歌詞

How much do we get? Boy it’s not very much at all, is it? Never say never, Princeton, there’s still one more person we have to hit up! NO NO NO Go away. Me busy. But it for good cause. What in it for me? Go away! I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters. What you say? Kate wants to open a school for Monsters. School for Monsters? Me never hear of that. School for Monsters! School for lonely little monsters! When me little, Going to school, Other children Think me not cool, Poking and pulling At me fur Now me have therapist, And work on this with her. But me no need me therapy If Monster School a reality! Here! Me give you $10,000,000 Trekkie! where did you get all that money?? In volatile market, only stable investment is porn! When you help others, You can’t help helping yourself When you help others, You can’t help helping yourself Every time you Do good deeds You’re also serving Your own needs. When you help others, You can’t Help Helping yourself!