all you lasses in varnasses swallowing swords shooting out fire at us heathen hordes I was thinking something before I began but then you done cut off both of my hands now I do my drinking through bamboo straws constantly kicking at tarantulas what was I thinking? move to baltimore? o yeah. the great outdoors jump into the water keel-hauled on the constallations don't sell my belongings cause you know that I'll be back remember when I told you that I was a samurai? well the fact of the matter is that was a lie there were some other things that i'd rather not recall y'all can blame it all ont he alcohol but you ain't got no business criticizing me this is my house and I'll do as I please what was I thinking? move to baltimore? o yeah. the great outdoors move it on over and give me a slice if you're int he market for a green zucchini farmer's almanac got the largest size winnebago woman what ya cooking? move it on over and give me a slice I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets and maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets move it on over and give me a slice