I only think of you on Wednesday when the toast is Done and the grass is green And the sun is rising in a Technicolor sky And it's just the kind of morning that I wish you Could have seen Some people miss their lovers on Monday when they're particularly blue You don't remind me of anything that lonely Wednesdays are the only days I ever think of you I only think of you on Wednesdays in silly places like The grocery store When I remember when you let me wear your sweater When you were picking out the ice-cream bars Some people miss their lovers on Friday when they've Got no place to go I only think of you on Wednesdays for all the simple Happiness we ever used to know You've been long enough gone that I have long since Forgotten All the nights we used to paint the town On ordinary days when I go about my business That's when I notice that you're not around That's when I start to get to feeling down So if you wonder if I miss you in wintertime when the Snow begins to fall I don't think about you every single day, but that Doesn't mean I never think of you at all Some people miss their lovers on Christmas amidst the Customary cheer I only think of you on Wednesdays and every other Ordinary day of the year