My Pal Alcohol

歌詞

Now I've been drinkin' since I was four Ain't had enough and I still want more Fill 'em up again place the glasses in a row I've been in the horrors and started to shake But good hard liquor is what I take And my pal alcohol I love you so When I'm far away from home And there's no pub I brew my own Out of vegetables or anything that grows I drink it till my eyes bulge out Then I scream and rave and shout 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so I've a lot of good reasons for drinkin' And one has just entered my head If you don't have a charge while you're livin' You've got no flamin' chance when you're dead Oh I don't care what people think It's a well known fact I'll die from drink 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so I've very fine physicians They've guarded me since my youth One doctors name is Toohey The other ones name is Tooth I've seen my whiskers curl and singe When I get through from a weekend binge 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so When I'm far away from home And there's no pub I brew my own Out of vegetables or anything that grows I drink it till my eyes bulge out Then I scream and rave and shout 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so Oh I hear there's a drink called water It may appeal to some blokes But to me I think it's unhealthy See what it does to the bottoms of boats This song's about to end I think So I must go for another drink 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so.