Gone Fishing

歌詞

He'd been on the lake more times this month then all last year combined I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night So I drove out to Percy Priest Found him kissing some blonde in his back seat Had an epiphany, told myself that I Had to teach that good old boy a lesson when the sun got settin' He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet he's wishing He'd never gone fishing I'll give it a couple days and then I'll call the cops Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with his Zebco rod Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off Do everything a heart broke wife would do Except tell the truth He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet he's wishing He'd never gone fishing I bet you do, baby Mmm, mmm, it's a real small town I'm sure I'll see that blonde around I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue Turns out she's gone fishing too He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet he's wishing He'd never gone fishing I bet he's wishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing I bet he's wishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing Hmm-mmm