Well I like girls And there ain't no doubt They're one thing I can't live without But I don't like the same one every night Farmer's daughters, Cajun queens From Omaha to New Orleans I never met a girl I didn't like Well uptown ladies and meter maids Secretaries and nurse's aids They all feel the same when I hold 'em tight Well married, single, engaged Divorced, lonely, old maids I never met a girl I didn't like They all look the same when I pull down the shades And turn out the lights Never met a girl I didn't like Oh yeah! Well I only get to go around once And I don't want to miss no one I don't care if they're naughty or nice Short, fat, lean and tall It don't matter I'll love them all I never met a girl I didn't like They all look the same when I pull down the shades And turn out the lights Never met a girl I didn't like They all look the same when I pull down the shades And turn out the lights Never met a girl I didn't like Ah, I'm telling you truth about 'em! Yeah!