Here's a health unto Her Majesty Confusion to her enemies And those who would not pledge their health We wish them neither wit nor wealth With... With... Raise a glass and follow me Say thank you to our majesty And those who will not drink with me Be damned for all eternity Du-duu... With a... With a... With a... With a... Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Give glory to our bonnie Queen On this, her Golden Jubilee All the nation join with me Drinking health to Her Majesty With a... With a... And those who will not drink with me Be damned for all eternity Du-duu... With a... With a... With a... With a... Who among us could say Her Majesty has not been most diligent in the service of our country? This sceptred isle, this precious stone set in the silver sea, this blessed plot, this United Kingdom? Who could claim they could have done it better? Let all of us be united And that means you Yes, and you, you skulking vagabond at the back And you, you hulking villein Don't be a baddie Be a goodie It's more fun Three cheers to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second The most comely queen this land has ever had