So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill He's a Spanish fly, bucks like a stallion In the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian You worry 'bout your tan when the weather's gettin' clammy Summer in the city and winters in Miami You get so high on the high life pills Cruisin' and boozin' and rockin' on the horse size pills You could even take more thrills You could even take more spills Pills, thrills, chills and ills man, kills And rockin' on the horse size Butt's gettin' bigger Do you think he'll notice maybe? That's ok, don't worry 'bout it baby 'Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money That's all right, don't worry 'bout it honey In your itsy bitsy teenie weenie riding up your butt bikini Keepin' on the heels 'cause you're saggin' just a teenie bit More than the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill Rubbin' on the lotion, and rockin' on the horse size pills You could even take more thrills You could even take more spills Pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills And rockin' on the horse size Sometimes you feel like Moses That's when you're toasted Yeah kick it Yo bitch That's right Rockin on the horse size