Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday A Monday, a Monday is very very good Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday A Tuesday, a Tuesday in fact I wish you would Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday a Thursday A Friday and Saturday is best But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday 'Cause that's my day of rest Most any day you can be my guest Any day you say but my day of rest Just name the day that you like the best Only stay away on my day of rest Oh, you can kiss me on a cool day, a hot day, a wet day Which ever one you choose Or try to kiss me on a gray day, a May day, a pay day And see if I refuse And if you make it on a bleake day, a freak day, or a week day Well, you can be my guest But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday the one day I need a little rest Oh, you can kiss me on a week day, a week day, a week day The day to be my guest