When you feel it's like you're walking alone And nobody seems to care where you come from Do the braggadocio and Bob's your uncle If you feel that from the tip of your tongue Words are flowing that are stupid and wrong Do the braggadocio and Bob's your uncle Now can you here me? Tell them bout you and everybody's smiling Tell them you're good and all the stars are shining When you feel the sand you thread is too hot And all the others seem to have what you have not Do the braggadocio and Bob's your uncle When the shit you sing is simple and plain Just be sure to have a bragging refrain Do the braggadocio and bob's your uncle Now can...