I'm so sorry I wasn't right for you You were a pain in the ass, what was I to do Bitch and moan all night long You complain about my tiny dong I can't make you happy whatever I do If I do one nice thing you ask for two You ask how come this can't last Cause you bug me girl kiss my ass Chorus: What will it take to make you happy? What will it take to get along? Your voice makes my ass chappy I'm always right and you're never wrong You don't like it when I go out with the guys So my only option is to tell a bunch of lies You always tell me I have no guts What choice do I have you drive me nuts Chorus Maybe I should learn to compromise Just be honest and tell no lies We can make this work I won't be a prick Wait a minute no we can't you make me sick Chorus