I Wanna Be Free

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Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I wanna be Bob If I were Bob I'd bet that life would be so sweet Giving mustache rides to all the chicks I meet Chick: I wanna be Bob! How happy I'd be Watching porno films all day On my big screen TV While a pretty girl with fabulous knockers services me! I wanna be Bob Tom & Chick: We wanna be Bob Chick: And I would cruise all over town in my new Porsche Tom: (It's "Por-sha") Chick: All the girls would say That I'm hung like a horshe Tom: (Horshe?) Chick: (Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "Porsche") Tom & Chick: We wanna be Bob Wouldn't that be great? Tom: Making hardcore videos with the girls I date Chick: And I'd be making love to ladies That I would not have to inflate Tom: I wanna be Bob Chick: I wanna be Bob! Tom: I wanna be Bob Chick: I wanna be Bob! Tom: I wanna be Bob Chick: I wanna be Bob! Tom & Chick: We wanna be Bob Kristi (Hey, I wanna be Bob!)