Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings Cheap chirp doin' that singin' Thing I do when I first get up is that coffe thing in my favorite cup Two gets me goin' got things to do Let me tell you a thing or two Everything's a thing is you know what I mean Can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing Some things are big some things are small Some mean a lot some nothin' at all It's all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everything's a thing Off to work in my old Mustang Doin' that bumper to bumper thing Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding Some guy's doin' that cell phone thing Thing is the light's turned green and he ain't doin' that drivin' thing And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix Everything's a thing is you know what I mean Can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing Some things are big some things are small Some mean a lot some nothin' at all It's all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everything's a thing If you think this song ain't worth hummin' You got another thing comin' Everything's a thing is you know what I mean Can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing Some things are big some things are small Some mean a lot some nothin' at all It's all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everything's a thing Everything's a thing you gotta do your thing Everything's a thing