Merle Haggard: Waylon and Willie are the outlaws Roger is the King of the Road George Jones: Everyone knows Hank's been in prison Merle Haggard - spoken: I didn't know that George Jones: Dolly's got two good reasons she's well known Merle Haggard - spoken: No comment George Jones: They call me No Show Jones Merle Haggard: They call him No Show Jones George Jones: I'm seldom ever on Merle Haggard: He's seldom ever on George Jones: Instead of singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown Merle Haggard: We call him No Show Jones George Jones: They call me No Show Jones Merle Haggard: Loretta is the coal miner's daughter George Jones: Mighty pretty, Merle Merle Haggard: Johnny wears black and stands there alone George Jones: Ooh, that's lonesome Merle Haggard: Everyone knows that Kenny is the Gambler Where's Tammy? George Jones: Tammy is the first lady of the country song George Jones: I'm still No Show Jones Merle Haggard: He's still No Show Jones George Jones: I'm seldom ever on Merle Haggard: Seldom ever on George Jones: Instead of singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown Merle Haggard: We call him No Show Jones George Jones: They call me No Show Jones George Jones: I'm gonna straighten up one of these days, hoss Merle Haggard: We got you here right now, anyway Do it again George Jones: They call me No Show Jones Merle Haggard: They call him No Show Jones George Jones: I'm seldom ever on Merle Haggard: Mmm, quite George Jones: Instead of singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown Merle Haggard: We call him No Show Jones George Jones: They call me No Show Jones Merle Haggard: They call him No Show... Spoken: Where you at, George? Somebody close, close that door! George is gone. Someone check the control room. I'll be damned...