I Wanna Be A Producer (Album Version)

歌詞

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy Oh, our debits all the morning And our credits all the evening Until them ledgers be right (Until them ledgers be right) I spend my life accounting With figures and such (Unhappy) To what is my life amounting? It figures, not much (Unhappy) I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart afire To see me in this role I wanna be a producer With a hit show on Broadway I wanna be a producer Lunch at Sardi's every day I wanna be a producer Sport a top hat and a cane I wanna be a producer And drive those chorus girls insane I wanna be a producer And sleep until half past two I wanna be a producer And say "You, you, you, not you" I wanna be a producer Wear a tux on opening nights I wanna be a producer And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights He wants to be a producer (Sell it, girls!) Of a great big Broadway smash (Don't forget the balcony!) He wants to be a producer Every pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer Pinch our cheeks 'till we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch I wanna be (He wants to be) I wanna be (He wants to be) I wanna be the greatest, grandest And most fabulous producer in the world (He wants to be a producer) (He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke) I just got to be a producer Drink champagne until I puke (Drink champagne 'till he pukes) I wanna be a producer Show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em Read my name in Winchell's column I wanna be a producer! 'Cause it's everything I'm not Unhappy, unhappy So unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sad I wanna be a producer (Hold everything! What am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right; there is a lot more to me than there is to me. Stop the world! I wanna get on!) (Bloom! Where do you think you're going?) (Mr. Marks, I've got news for you: I quit! Here's my visor, my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil, and my big finish...) I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come (Broadway, here he comes!)