ENSEMBLE MEN: There are those, I suppose Think we're mad, heaven knows The world has gone to rack and to ruin WOMAN #1: What we think is chic WOMAN #2: Unique WOMEN #3 & #4: And quite adorable ENSEMBLE WOMEN: They think is odd and "Sodom and Gomorrah"-ble! MILLIE: But the fact is, Everything today is thoroughly modern ENSEMBLE: Check your personality MILLIE: Everything today makes yesterday slow ENSEMBLE: Better face reality MILLIE: It's not insanity Says Vanity Fair In fact, it's stylish to MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Raise your skirts and bob your hair MILLIE: Have you seen the way they kiss in the movies ENSEMBLE MEN: Isn't it delectable? MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Painting lips and pencil lining your brow Now is quite respectable MILLIE: Good-bye, good goody girl I'm changing and how ENSEMBLE: So beat the drums 'cause here comes Thoroughly Modern Millie now What we think is chic, unique and quite adorable They think is odd and "Sodom and Gomorrah"-ble! But the fact is Everything today is thoroughly modern ENSEMBLE MEN: Bands are getting jazzier ENSEMBLE: Everything today is starting to go ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Cars are getting snazzier ENSEMBLE: Men say it's criminal what women'll do What they're forgetting is MILLIE: This is 1922! MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE: Good-bye, good goody girl I'm changing and how MILLIE: I'm changing and how! ALL: So beat the drums 'cause here comes thoroughly Hot off the press! One step ahead! Jazz age! Whoopee baby! We're so thoroughly modern MILLIE: Millie! ALL: Now!